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100% Eat

Water Side Quest - Ride Along Panera Bread

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Our Heroes make a pit stop to refill their water for the house. Nick has this under control you fool. Don't put him in a corner. Why did you go that way? Why didn't your card work? Don't corner him YOU FOOL. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Because you bought your robot vacuum on your Barclay card, you got 0% interest for up to 24 months, which makes watching it, hypnotically sweeping up your crumbs, even more satisfying.

0:11.3

Oh, Mr. Bit. What you buy is your business. Helping you pay less interest is ours. Barclay card backing your future. Subject to financial status, new customers only. Representative example, 24.9% APR representative variable, 24.9% purchase rate per annum based on 1,200 pound credit limit teas and sees and see supply. Okay, you're rolling? Yep. Three, two, one. Thank you. That's a good clap. Great clap. Solid clap. Dude, great claps all around.

0:38.3

I'd clap for that clap, but it would confuse him.

0:41.3

Yeah, he would know where to sink him.

0:43.3

I'd be okay.

0:44.3

He would be okay.

0:45.3

I'm all right.

0:47.3

He's fine.

0:48.3

Starrs at night.

0:49.3

Big and bright.

0:51.3

We can't do it.

0:53.3

His hands are all locked up.

0:56.0

Yeah. But he wants to so bad. He's desperate for it. There you go. He had to find a way. Where the fuck is out? Is it over here? Left is probably your best better. Oh, don't worry. There's about to be a crash over here. Circle building. building so you go left and then uh pat like before the iHop you can turn right you want to drive

1:13.2

through the arch right here yeah Circle building. So you go left and then, like, before the IHOP, you can turn right.

1:12.7

Do you want to drive through the arch right here?

1:15.6

Dude, this car's blocking it.

1:17.0

Get out of way.

1:17.6

What are you doing?

1:18.7

Fucking move, dude.

1:20.3

This place sucks.

1:22.2

We're at the Panera that's up by Typhoon.

1:26.3

Texas.

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