This is The Birch Show.

Kristen, tell them what you just ordered.

Let's set it up.

I'm ready to go, man.

Let's go.

I got no shame.

This is what we do for a living.

Are you kidding me?

I just purchased not one, not two, not three, not four, but five pieces of fake chest hair to adhere to Burt's bare chest

in honor of Travis Kelsey's new GQ spread. Five tuffs of hair? Five tuffs. Yes, I tried to find the

one that most, like most matched your hair color. Uh, natural hair color? They're not gray.

It's the dark brown.

I dubbed you as a dark brown.

So I have fake dark brown chest hair being delivered to my house with the adhesive spray.

And I'm also looking for that giant faux fur trapper hat for you.

If this sounds totally and completely random to you guys, it is not.

It's because the, so Travis Kelsey just came out with the GQ spread and it is, he's being dubbed America's sweetheart.

The man gives zero Fs.

He's just, he's, he's delightful, right?

And I was, I was, he's delightful.

I knew Jason Kelsey, his brother was very hairy because of the time he took a shirt off in the box at one of the NFL games.

And I'm like, wow, that is, that is a hairy dude. Hard to erase that image from our brains. And normally hairy dudes run in the family. However, my husband, very hairy. And his brothers, too, they're going to love that I'm disclosing this. Also hairy, but Bart takes the cake on how, like,, he's like... He's like... He's like silverback.

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