Hello and welcome to very amusing your one stop shop for the stories secrets and

shenanigans of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist. I'm Carly Wiesel and I am

having a glorious Shrecksember. I'm really hitting that mud high, you know what I mean?

Basically I am, yes, tuning my own horn for setting up a contingency plan to feel like a normal person

when this month, of months is especially not normal.

Holidays are meant to be spent with friends and family and spending them alone is pretty lame.

So I'm very, very glad that I have that spending them alone is pretty lame.

So I'm very, very glad that I have that big strong Shrek shoulder

to lean on in times like these.

And a little bit of friends because my friend Jeffrey Epstein hand delivered me a bag of

caramel corn from EPCOT my very favorite theme park snack. I'm savoring the last

few kernels still and I am heartbroken that it's almost run out.

But thankfully I also have a Gideon's cookie cake candle.

So basically my body may be in California, but my brain is partying as nodules out in Orlando inside my mind.

If they paid enough attention during the Matrix, I'd make a joke right now, but I didn't,

so I will just say, uh, tubes and they shoved that thing in the belly button, because that's all I know.

Also, a shameless plug to Jeffrey because he pays me in cavities.

Then you should check out his Inside D23 podcast, which covers Disney from the company side but has some really

really stellar interviews each and every week so check it out because yeah I'm all

aboard the popcorn train and I want some the next time he goes frankly we've got a killer episode for you today but before I

get into that I do have the slightly dark news of letting you know up front

that season one is winding down we have two more weeks after this, but then your resident shenanigans

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