Hello and welcome to Vary Abusing, your one-stop shop for the stories, secrets and

shenanigans of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Carly Wisell and I've figured it out everybody.

I haven't covered the secret to a good year-long quarantine.

And that is doubling the amount of coffee you have each day.

I know, I know it sounds very basic.

But on a whim earlier this week, I got a latte with four shots of espresso.

People have made fun of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen for getting that every single day of

their lives and here I am ordering it.

And it did the trick.

I was flying high.

I was riding a boon beam.

I was doing my chores and I was elated while doing them.

I know how these things go so please don't slide into my DMs telling me that this is how

addiction works.

And then it will only make it harder and harder and harder to have less and less going

forward.

But for right now when I need everything I have to just power through the worst holiday

season of all time, I'm all in baby.

I am all in.

That being said, as I ride this caffeine wave into the

new year, I want to share that officially this is the last episode of season one of very

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