We're Getting Dumber
Rachel Uncensored
Rachel Ballinger
4.7 • 985 Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | McDonald's wraps all flavor, no mess. |
| 0:02.9 | No drips on your drip or grease on your shirt. |
| 0:05.1 | No crumbs on your keyboard or sauce on your dashboard. |
| 0:07.9 | Just all the flavor of sweet chili chicken, barbecue and bacon chicken and new teakia chicken. |
| 0:12.8 | Rapped up neat. |
| 0:14.8 | Served after 11 a.m. |
| 0:16.1 | Teaka chicken wrap available until the 13th July 26. |
| 0:18.2 | Fees applied to delivery orders subject to availability. |
| 0:23.7 | Welcome to Rachel on Since. available until the 13th July 26 fees applied to delivery orders subject to availability welcome to rachel uncensored one of the few places on the internet that you can find an uncensored version of me |
| 0:30.1 | hello i'm rachel and welcome back to my podcast i accidentally hit my microphone with my dog's blanket as I was folding them to the background |
| 0:39.9 | looked halfway decent and now there is just fuzz and fur all over my microphone and I can feel |
| 0:45.5 | it just lightly brushing my chin. Oh, do I have, I don't think I have a lint roller in here. |
| 0:53.4 | Oh, God, it's gross. Don't look. And if you're listening, thank God you're just listening. Okay, oh my God, I'm getting a thousand text messages today reminding me of things. I'm in a bad mood. I don't know why I'm in a bad mood. I should be in a happy mood. My girlfriend got home from a business trip today, |
| 1:10.8 | and I finally got to see her. And by girlfriend, I mean fiancé. That is a hard switch. I can't wait |
| 1:15.6 | until she's just my wife. I feel like that'll be a way easier switch. Enough about me. Back to me. |
| 1:23.2 | Hello, let's follow up with comments from the last episode where we talked about dating |
| 1:29.8 | faux pas and my hot take, movie theaters suck. |
| 1:33.3 | And I feel as though a lot of people agreed with me, which I'm thankful for. |
| 1:39.0 | Let's read exactly what you all had to say, though. |
| 1:41.8 | Mel says, I'm with you, Rachel. |
| 1:43.3 | I'd rather watch a movie at home as well. |
| 1:45.4 | Because it's better. Because it's cozier, more comfortable, more convenient, and cheaper. |
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