Hi.

Hey, pal.

How's your feet by the way?

My feet?

Seriously just ask that question, how are my feet by the way?

Is that your just douchebag way of telling everybody that I have bunions and long toes?

Thanks.

No, you just told everyone you have bunions and long toes.

I was asking because I thought of you every time I think of feet and I went to a lake the Memorial Day weekend and I came out of the water and I don't know if the fish were carrying around switchblades or something was going on. I came out and my feet were all

cut up. I have band-aids on my feet and to me there's nothing tackier than band-aids, yeah. Band-aid-Band-A-Dades on feet.

Nobody reminds you of...

Like if a girl... a girl has one, like she's wearing heels because she had got a blister.

It looks so trashy, I totally agree, but I mean we can't help it, it hurts so bad.

You ever see a girl walking around Vegas at 3 in the

morning holding her shoes with bandaids on her toes? You've seen me do it multiple

times we've had work trips together in Vegas among other things that you've seen

in Vegas which we won't talk about this episode, but maybe in another one.

This is not for kids.

No, it's not. It is not for kids at all. It's actually quite adult.

And I feel like over the months, it's gotten more and more not for

kids so just saying if they're sitting by you please ask them quietly nicely to

get out of the room give him an iPad give him a lollipop something because this is about kids

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