While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.

Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.

Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.

Boom!

Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.

Fueling mischief with petty flu.

The Fertia.

All right, Kristen, let's get to the honesty about my... The Fertia Fertz Show.

All right, Kristen, let's get to the honesty about moms and post babies.

Yep, the ugly truth about being a mom.

Abby, are you ready?

My list is open.

Because Abby is compiling and keeping a running list of

reasons why she will never have a child. I think it's a scroll now.

I want to say this also, bless you for knowing that. Right? Sometimes moms tend to like take that so personally

when they find a young person that is so anti having a kid.

I don't understand why moms would pressure

or be offended by that.

I'm not. A baby is a fairly important thing.

If you're not fully committed to it, don't have one.

So the moms that are listening to Abby say,

these are the reasons why I don't you should be thanking her it's huge and I feel bad because I don't want it to come across when I talk about how I don't want kids that I think it's somehow like a bad or a wrong choice to bring a child into the world.

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