We Ranked Every Cereal Mascot
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2023
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
We ranked as many cereal mascots as we could get our hands on, including "Chef Wendell," "Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch," and "Crazy Craving." Check it out and share with a friend!
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| 0:00.0 | I want you to know, this is off the air. |
| 0:02.8 | This is going to be our breakthrough episode. |
| 0:05.4 | You think so? |
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| 0:13.8 | We're going to title it right. |
| 0:15.4 | Great. |
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| 0:19.4 | If it's not, just kill me. |
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| 0:47.8 | Podcasting for seven years. |
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