We Ranked Every Cereal Mascot

Bropostles

Ethan and Patrick

Religion & Spirituality, Relationships, Christianity, Society & Culture

4.7 • 531 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

We ranked as many cereal mascots as we could get our hands on, including "Chef Wendell," "Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch," and "Crazy Craving." Check it out and share with a friend!

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0:00.0	I want you to know, this is off the air.
0:02.8	This is going to be our breakthrough episode.
0:05.4	You think so?
0:06.9	This episode is going to get thousands of views on YouTube.
0:10.6	Oh, yeah?
0:11.3	Because we're going to, we're going to thumbnail it right.
0:13.8	We're going to title it right.
0:15.4	Great.
0:16.0	It's going to be, it's going to be big.
0:18.4	Okay.
0:19.0	Okay.
0:19.4	If it's not, just kill me.
0:25.9	Oh.
0:28.9	If we don't get a million downloads a week after this episode, I want you to put a bullet in my head.
0:37.3	Okay? Put me out of my misery. bullet in my head. Okay?
0:38.9	Put me out of my misery.
0:40.8	Come to my house.
0:42.1	Look at the pill bottle.
0:43.5	Find my address.
0:44.6	I have nothing.
0:45.6	I'm out of ideas.
0:47.8	Podcasting for seven years.
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