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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

We Play Roulettuce

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8679 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.

0:24.4

Go to Sandbin! Easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer.

0:21.4

See how easy it is.

0:22.3

Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. If you're not watching along on YouTube, you should be right now. It's Kay Rock, we're a Klein Alley show. and I think in the history of dumb ideas we've had as a show,

0:36.9

this would go near the top, Ellie, I would agree,

0:39.2

which is top five dumb idea or no, nowhere near. Klein Alley's show and I think in the history of dumb ideas we've had as a show, this would go near the top

0:38.2

alley, I would agree, which is top five dumb idea or no, nowhere near?

0:41.8

Are you talking about the general idea of roulette or the fact that we've duct taped the bags of lettuce to the wheel?

0:49.1

Ruletis is a great name and everyone enjoys that.

0:52.3

I like roulette.

0:53.0

The fact that Johnny's system of taping the bags of lettuce to the wheel took him as long as it did and I have a feeling when we spin the wheel for the first time all of these bags of lettuce are going to fall off. We have an extra one here. We couldn't even fit on the wheel. This is the ultimate Caesar salad kit. Of course, these are all from Taylor Farms. At Taylor Farms is at the center of this giant lettuce recall that has been affecting people that are getting the Cyplosori ass or whatever that thing is called, where everyone's having explosive ass. And we've turned it into a fun game now where we will all be... It's not fun. Yeah, who is this fun for again?

1:46.0

Well, it'll be a fun wait and see for us today, I guess. I don't need this. It's a real choose-your-on-adventure. I mean, Jake, you're going to probably be on the toilet most of the day today anyway. How will we know if she gets affected by this? We won't know. It's going to be no difference. Or it's just going to be super, super bad. On the rollettus wheel, we have a couple of different options here.

1:46.0

The avocado ranch chop from. be super, super bad. On the roulette wheel, we have a couple of different options here.

1:48.0

The avocado ranch chop from Taylor Farms, the maple

1:49.8

bourbon bacon. They have

1:51.9

a maple bourbon bacon salad.

1:53.9

Man, I wish I'd known about that.

1:55.5

I do now. Now you can take it home.

1:57.7

Mediterranean Crunch.

1:59.2

Lame. Lame.

2:00.9

There's Jake's favorite, the Asian.

2:04.4

Savory and green cabbage.

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