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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 679 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

🔗️ Recording | Apple Podcasts | RSS

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.
0:24.4	Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Hell yeah, welcome to your K-Rock and welcome to your Klein Alley Show. It's just after 10 o'clock. You just call this a summer hour, but here we are now. In the middle of summer, enjoying an hour together, and this is the hour that we give away more of those tickets for you to go, hang out on the beach in Santa Monica with Jack White, Killer, Sublime. It is Ocean Way Festival, and we get you in. And the homeless, don't forget about the homeless.
0:54.8	Oh, and the homeless.
0:55.7	Headlining.
0:56.6	The homeless will be headlining. So get ready for that. Homeless guy gave me a donut when I went into the bathroom last time I was at the San Juan. Whoa, no way. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I didn't accept it. I didn't accept it. He did offer me a donut. Did he throw it at you like Jake does?
1:09.6	He tossed it?
1:10.4	I caught at my mouth.
1:11.2	Oh, nice.
1:12.0	No, as I went in, he he throw it at you like Jake does? He tossed it? I caught at my mouth.
1:11.2	Oh, nice.
1:11.9	No, as I went in, he was like, would you like this donut?
1:15.0	I was like, I'm okay, sir.
1:16.3	Thanks so much. Yeah. Probably someone gave him the donut, and he's probably, you know, like LA, everyone's all carb conscious. He's probably like, yeah, I'll pass it off to that moment.
1:24.2	This isn't keto.
1:25.0	I'll hand it off of a fat alley when she walks by,
1:27.2	and she'll probably go ahead and swallow that thing a hole.
1:29.2	Right.
1:29.5	You passed on it.
1:30.0	And he was right.
1:30.6	Big mistake right there. You should have taken. Ali, you'll appreciate this message. You're the only person who will. Hey guys, sweet divs. I just wanted to call in about my sweet auto accomplishment. Nice. 100,000 miles. What? O's way. Time to scrap it.
1:44.7	Time for a new car.
1:45.5	Time for a new car.
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