We are receiving the more of the first time.

And, uh,

receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past,

the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. These recordings represent our attempt to

compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. So whether you're

listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus.

This is the omnibus. You have accessed entry 1422.

PS0305 certificate number 31942.

We now conclude our broadcast day.

Thank you. We now conclude our broadcast day.

I guess now that you say that, I realize I should have saved this for the last omnibus ever, and I didn't.

Did you?

That's right.

This would be a great, if the apocalypse comes, the last episode.

We won't know, I guess, what the last episode is, so it'll just be something random.

It'll be like fuzzy dice dice and then the bombs fall.

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