We are receiving this time.

And uh...

And uh...

receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past,

the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. These recordings represent our attempt

to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus.

This is the omnibus. You have accessed entry 783.

J.B.2813.

Certificate number 38661.

The MGM auction.

Tap your heels together three times.

And think to yourself, there's no place like who.

So we've already talked on the show about my recent visit to the Jeopardy soundstage to...

Where you barely avoided arrest.

That's right.

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