We Need To Talk About Nicolas Cage

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Regardless of his age, whether he fills you with joy or rage, it is time for us to talk about Nic Cage. Nicolas Cage is an actor, born in 1958 in the small town of Pine Oak, West Virginia. The son of an oil baron, Cage made his billions by buying undeveloped property east of the Mississippi, which he then turned into miles upon miles of durian trees. Lotta people don't know that. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Shoot: Kevin Plachy Edit: Kevin Plachy He's in Con-Air, too. Lotta people don't know that.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, happy holidays to you.
0:03.3	Uh,
0:04.4	Oh,
0:04.7	I'm, uh,
0:05.0	uh,
0:08.0	Nope.
0:09.0	Um, um, I hope everybody had a wonderful Thanksgiving,
0:12.4	uh, if you celebrate that cursed holiday and I hope
0:17.5	that everyone's having a lovely weekend week leading up into the big sea yeah that I cannot wait for the big
0:26.9	see Chris's oh I thought you meant cyber Monday mind. Did you guys think I was talking about Cyber Monday?
0:37.0	Yes, sir.
0:38.0	Don't feel like watching movies so I'll watch people get them instead. I don't know how it goes. I think it starts with
0:48.7	your... Have you guys been seeing all of the memes and posts and tweets and twitters and exes and threads about the Black Friday deals of like target and stuff or people just pulling out the prices where it says like Black Friday deal
1:04.2	499.
1:05.2	They just pull it out and right behind it it says 499.
1:08.1	Oh that's awesome.
1:10.3	I love that.
1:11.3	This Black Friday like I, I guess it's like, we can all talk about how much we prefer to or have participated in Black Friday festivities.
1:23.8	But for me personally, you know,
1:26.0	unless I'm like shopping for a big new electronic,
1:28.8	like a TV, like I'll have a TV for like fucking six
1:32.2	to 10 years. I don't care about having the latest one like
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