George Santos Has Read 1,000,000 Books

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4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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In this episode, Joe, Kevin, and Elliott GO OFF about George Santos, Christmas decorations while mildly h!gh, and the art/struggle of reading. We hope you enjoy! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Shoot: Kevin Plachy Edit: Kevin Plachy RIP George Santos.

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0:00.0	It's Christmas today.
0:02.0	I don't have to clap.
0:03.0	Well, I had an instinct to clap.
0:05.0	I put my tree up. Do you guys have trees up?
0:06.0	You're not going to clap?
0:07.0	I don't have, I'm...
0:08.0	You're right, I need to get a tree Joe.
0:10.0	Don't feel like watching movies so I watch people guess them instead.
0:16.8	I don't know how it goes I think it starts with your
0:22.0	You know that you haven't treated you I haven't but I was like I told Ellie I was like I'm gonna get a tiny tree this this year
0:28.5	You gotta do it. Yeah I wanna do it. Yeah, I wanna do it. Yeah, especially ever I'm gonna do it. Yeah.
0:33.0	Especially a tiny, the tiny real tree is, I think, the cutest version of the whole Christmas tree.
0:40.0	Mm-hmm.
0:41.0	I might, I feel that already and I haven't even done it yet so I'm excited
0:46.8	Mm-hmm now you guys got a tree up we do have a tree up we have a tree up that we've had a
0:51.9	tree up since well before Thanksgiving which has never been yeah
0:56.0	my partner has never been into Christmas this year she was and so we've put up a very big
1:02.0	Christmas street and it's really lovely.
1:04.8	I love it. I love Christmas trees. I love all of them. This one is an artificial one and
1:09.5	it does not look real enough. It looks too perfect. The shape of it's too cone-like. And so I've been trying to go through and like I've looked up how to
1:17.8	had a kind of, yeah, and fold the branches in a way that gives a more natural look.
1:21.4	Wow, you're actually going to that effort just to give it a little bit of a...
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