I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Army getting update. Well, now that the tariffs are showing up

in prices from stuff from Timu and the dollar store has added a plus tariffs to its sign and is now

the $9 store. You know the weirdest part is that this douchebag said he's the leader of the country

and he also said in an interview,

he's leader of the world. The guy is such a twat. How could he piss off every country in the world

with one sentence? That's a special kind of stupid. I mean, W had to actually vomit on the Japanese

prime minister to get the same reaction. This guy's our leader, our boss, our CEO. Think of us

as the board of directors, the American public. He works for us. Our last CEO, Biden ran the company

without drama. He saved us from the damage this guy did the first time, and some of our board

of directors, or 30% of them, were throwing their own feces and eating boogers.

They also decided eggs were too expensive, so they decided to re-elect this douchebag.

Now that the stock market has dropped, the prices are up, and farmers have had billions of contracts canceled by other countries because of tariffs this dickhead implemented.

Cheddar Mussolini says it didn't happen.

President Truman said the buck stops here.

That was in 1953.

And look how far we have come in 70 years.

Now we've got a president making millions off a meme coin.

And he said the top 25 buyers will have access to the White House.

But we don't know which dick is buying the meme coin.

Sorry, which dictator is buying the mean coin.

We, the American public, are the customers.

Fat bastard is supposed to work for.

...