The Michael Barry show Mike. You're on the Michael Barry show. What you got?

Yeah, I came in a got off work a little bit early. He came in and

called my girlfriend. I live in girlfriend and my best friend going at it.

What do you mean? A making whoopee? Yeah, kind of like doggy fashion.

Oh, hello. Hello. You didn't. You didn't watch. You didn't watch. What was it?

What was the one that they'd say making whoopee? They love to say making whoopee.

My grandmother's the newlywed game. That was the lamest game. My grandmother used to watch that.

And so I was subjected to watching it. And I was a kid then. So I thought it was

and they would say making whoopee. And oh, they will laugh. I mean, that was a knee slapper

when they'd say making whoopee. And they'd hold up their little card and they'd get so happy

when they got it right. Anyway, so you came in and you you witnessed two individual

engaged in intercourse. One of which was your girlfriend and the other was your best friend.

My best friend. So anyway, I called. Which one did you shoot?

Well, it didn't get quite that bad. But anyway, I looked at him and they looked at me,

you know, and I just looked at her and I said, well, hey, get your stuff and just get out.

She lived with me. I said, just get your stuff and get out. And she got one or two things.

And I said, that's enough. Just get down the road. So she left and then I looked at my best friend

there and he looked at me with a kind of sad old doggy eyes. I didn't know quite what's

doing. I thought about I reached over and got a newspaper and I rolled it up. I slapped him on

the nose. That's a bad dog. That shot the show down. Show over. Done. Can't nobody

top that story. You know, if you to shop the guy left him for dead, that wouldn't have been his

friend. All right. I gotta get on top. Oh, no, Mike. I got the process.

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