We Made It Weird #40

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Lemonada Media

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.5 • 9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2021

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Pete and Val, the one night they have a babysitter, catch up and get INTO it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	You made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird.
0:12.3	You made it weird with the horns.
0:16.0	Oh, Valerie.
0:18.0	Oh, Valerie, I asked you if you were ready and you said yes and it was because you had a
0:23.7	bell-chon deck.
0:25.1	I was saving it.
0:26.8	Save it.
0:27.8	Sorry, I know some people really are like grossed out by burps, but that was a kind of
0:31.8	a cute one.
0:32.8	If you're grossed out by burps, what a nightmare.
0:35.7	If you're grossed out by burps, you hate this podcast because we almost exclusively talk
0:40.6	about farts, which are way worse.
0:42.5	We do talk about farts are downstairs burps and gross.
0:46.2	Yeah, gross.
0:47.2	Listen, we made it weird, 40.
0:50.5	Oh my god, it's almost as old as you.
0:54.1	Okay, if numbers.
0:56.7	Yeah, numbers.
0:57.7	It's almost as many numbers as my age.
1:00.0	Yes, that's right.
1:01.0	I'm 42 and you're 32.
1:04.3	Get over.
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