We Made It Weird #248
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
Lemonada Media
4.5 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Lemonada |
| 0:02.0 | You made weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah, you made it weird, yes you made it weird, yeah, you made it weird with Pete Holmes. |
| 0:38.0 | What's happening, weirdos? Welcome to a new one. This is called 40 Quick Ones. This is like, what is it called like a business, not a business lunch, like a speed lunch. Like speed dating. Speed dating. But I don't think you're going to feel that missing 20. This is a great out. Because we just get right into it. We got right into it. Yeah. And we're glad you're here. |
| 0:39.4 | This intro is going to be super short. |
| 0:38.5 | My special Silly Silly Fun Boys on YouTube. You can pre-order my book. |
| 0:43.4 | Spells to cast on your parents. It's a kids book, obviously. What if you thought that was real? |
| 0:49.0 | And go to p.com for my tour dates. We have Largo coming up, which is going to be awesome, |
| 0:54.1 | North Carolina, South Carolina. |
| 0:55.5 | And thank you to everybody that came out to Dallas, |
| 0:57.9 | some of my favorite shows. |
| 0:59.1 | We talk about that. |
| 1:00.2 | And a very funny story involving too many drugs. |
| 1:05.0 | Grow. |
| 1:05.5 | So stay tuned for that. |
| 1:08.3 | And get into it. |
| 1:17.6 | I've already hit record because we got to go oh my god we got to go it's a panic this is the 40 fast ones episode it's panic at the disco i got i have to leave for a luncheon 40 |
| 1:24.8 | minutes remember 40 minutes clean remember i like I like this Harley Quinn kind of thing. |
| 1:31.4 | Does she talk like that? |
| 1:32.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:33.5 | I've never, I've never seen her. |
| 1:36.1 | Well, you're talking like her. |
| 1:37.9 | Sounds like you swallowed her. |
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