Lemonada.

You made it weird. You made it weird with Pete Holmes.

What's happening, weirdos?

Welcome to the show.

This is Chloe Radcliffe, who is amazing and hilarious and a delight.

She was a staff writer on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, both variety and

deadline named her a comedian.

You should and will know, and I'm so glad you are here to listen to our

conversation. It is wonderful. She is wonderful. I'm so glad that you decided to join us today.

Not too much to plug up top. I got some tour dates, but first I'm going to talk about my kids book.

I'm holding it right here if you're on the video. This is spells to cast on your parents.

Look at that sheen though. Look at that shine. Spells to cast on your parents is a book that empowers your kid to cast spells on you as you read them a book. That's pretty much all you need to know. It's protected by a little dragon. That's all you need to know. Don't you want to read it? Don't you want to read it to a kid or a loved one?

Get into it.

Go to wherever you get. little dragon. That's all you need to know. Don't you want to read it? Don't you want to read it to a

kid or a loved one? Get into it. Go to go to wherever you get your podcasts and listen to a podcast

while you buy that book on pre-order. And I am also on the road. Thank you to everybody that came out

to Dallas. Those shows were so amazing. And my next tour dates are Largo here in Los Angeles. I'm going to

Aspen. I'm going to Denver. My website's new. Oh, that's cool. North Carolina, South Carolina,

Sacramento, Vancouver. Oh, San Luis Obispo. St. Louis Obispo, I just say St. Louis Obispo, Madison, Wisconsin, Seattle, Portland, and San Diego are all

available on Pete Homes.com. Hope to see you out there. And I think that's it. Do I plug anything else?

Oh yeah, my special. My special is on YouTube. It's called Silly Silly Fun Boy.

It's free. Check it out. Just type in Pete Holmes on YouTube. It would probably be the first thing that comes up. So many people are watching it. It makes me so happy. I'm so proud of it. Hope you like it. Silly, Silly Fun Boy on YouTube. On YouTube. In the meantime, enjoy the wonderful Chloe Radcliffe. So glad you're here.

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