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You made weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah, you made it weird, yes you made it weird, yeah, you made it weird with Pete Holmes. What's happening, weirdos? Hey. I almost said, all right, weirdos. What's that? I don't know. I just forgot how we started the podcast. All right, weirdos. All right, weirdos. Here's an episode. I am a broken record, but this one's great. Yeah, love this one. Every week made a weird starts with me because we just recorded it. Yeah. Unlike the Wednesdays, I'm usually recording the intro weeks later. He can't remember if they're great or not. I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that. We talk about the comeback. We talk about a lot. We talk about blenders. We talk about blenders. Then we get into some good, good, valuable stuff, like healing good stuff and some good laughs. That's a great app. And you know what I'm just realizing? This did not get an undule, even for a second. Let me see if you're wrong. Let me see if you're wrong. I really don't think I am because there's a type of glazed over.

I'm just kidding.

I know you're not fully kidding.

No, no, I appreciate that.

I say this all the time.

Being into non-duality has to be like being into NASCAR or wrestling.

It's just like you meet someone else wearing a Dale Earnhardt Jr.

shirt. You're so excited. Yeah. But the rest of the world, you're like, I know you don't really

want to hear about this. Well, David Nick Turner, dear friend and spiritual teacher,

he says something about how Buddhists are the worst at a cocktail party.

Why?

Because of this, because they don't,

nobody wants to talk about what they want to talk about.

That's why I want to wear a T-shirt that just says,

that just says John Wheeler on it.

Yeah.

So somebody can come up to me.

Yeah.

If I was at a party and there were every interesting celebrity and one regular

person, meaning non-celebrity, who loves John Wheeler, I would talk to them way before I talked to

Jennifer Lopez. Way before. Yeah. Any who's a who is all. We're glad you're here. It doesn't get non-dual, and it's really fun. It's a really great slice. It's a really great slice, and we're glad you're here. I'm going to go to my own website, which sounds like a euphemism. The tour dates are all on petehomes.com. I'm going to be, well, that'll already have happened. if you're hearing this the day, it comes out. I'm in Irving, Texas at the punchline. Then Largo on the 29th and then followed by Denver. I can't believe that's already here. Oh, I have May off. Nice. So June, nois, June 11th, I'll be at the Denver Comedy Works, which is always such a thrill.

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