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You made weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah, you made it weird, yes, you made it weird, yeah, you made it weird with Pete Holmes. Go ahead. What's happening, weirdos? You knew. I know. I wasn't trying. We just did the ending. And I was like, that was a great ending. Yeah. So I did this one other time. And now I think this is the new Keep a Crispy game is like, I do a surprise like on a whim but it is like that was the

right time it's like the second I can tell that you're winding down I'm going to just say keep it

it was a great keep it crispy it's it's it's not abrupt but just be ready for it yeah but this is a long

episode this is an hour and 40 minutes oh my god we really needed it we needed it. We needed it. We really needed it.

And, you know, I tell people all the time a great relationship hack is to have a podcast

together. Yeah. Because we needed to connect like this. We wouldn't have done it. Yeah. And I'm so glad we

did. And the feeling I had at the beginning and the feeling I have now is a completely different

feeling.

I know.

And today Val and I were just in the absolute worst moods.

This is what the episode is about.

If we called the episodes things, this one would be called the Denver fiasco.

Yes.

Because we just did this trip and it just didn't go our way.

Not in any major, you know, serious way, but in all

a lot of funny, like, inconvenient ways. You'll say. Yeah. So we unpack that. And it started from us,

like we just landed and got back at home. Literally. From this trip. Part of the fiasco was like,

and we got to do a podcast. Why the fuck am I supposed? You know, I don't say these things. Those are all secret inner feelings. So let's get to it as quickly as possible. The next date I have is February 20th in Miami, followed by my Largo show. I'm so sorry I had to cancel Largo last month. Um, just was sick for about eight days,

a horrible stomach flu that comes into play in this podcast. But March 7th is my next Largo show,

and I will be there even if I have the stomach flu. I can't miss it. I can't. I just can't mess it.

Um, Royal Oak, Michigan is after that, Irving, Texas, Madison, Wisconsin, Denver, Colorado. All of those are on Pete Holmes.com. Denver, Colorado? Yep. Going back to Denver. Well, that's not for a long time. Yeah. But yeah, we're so glad you guys are here. This is one for the books. I think we'll listen to this one.

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