Kevin Nealon Returns
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
Lemonada Media
4.5 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2026
⏱️ 109 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Lemonada. |
| 0:02.7 | You made weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah, you made it weird, yes, you made it weird, you made it weird, yeah. |
| 0:18.2 | You made it weird with Pete Holmes. What's happening, weirdos? This is the return of one of my all-time favorite people. One of the funniest people in the world. He's kind. He's nice. He's here. He's silly. God. I would have Kevin Nealon on every week, and that's how I introduced him. |
| 0:37.8 | This is Kevin Neeland. |
| 0:38.8 | He's back. |
| 0:39.8 | He has a new special that's on YouTube. |
| 0:42.2 | I'm about to have a special on YouTube. |
| 0:44.0 | We use the same production group, 800-pound gorilla, so you can go on 800-pound gorillas, |
| 0:49.8 | YouTube or just type in Kevin Nealyn. |
| 0:52.3 | It's the first thing that comes up. |
| 0:53.7 | It's called Loose in the Crotch. Loose in the Crotch. What a great title and a great special and a great man. And I'm so glad you're here. Let's get to it as quickly as possible. The only thing I have to plug. We are rescheduling North and South Carolina. That should be added to the website very, very soon. In fact, maybe I'll make sure that happens |
| 1:12.8 | after I do this intro. The next dates are Miami. I have Los Angeles on March 7th, |
| 1:17.9 | Royal Oak, Michigan, Irving, Texas, Madison, Wisconsin, and Denver, Colorado, and keep an eye |
| 1:23.2 | out for North and South Carolina, which we're doing in the summer. That was the soonest they had. |
| 1:28.2 | And again, apologies for having to reschedule that. It was the worst. |
| 1:31.7 | Stomach flu was the absolute worst. Anyway, in the meantime, I'm so glad you're here. Kevin |
| 1:36.9 | Neelan, so amazing. Let's all enjoy them together. Get into it. |
| 1:45.6 | Hey there, it's Julia Louis Dreyfus. |
| 1:48.5 | I'm back with a new season of Wiser Than Me, the show where I sit down with remarkable |
| 1:54.1 | older women and soak up their stories, their humor, and their hard-earned wisdom. |
| 2:00.6 | Every conversation leaves me a little smarter and definitely more inspired. |
| 2:05.6 | And yes, I'm still calling my 91-year-old mom, Judy, to get her take on it all. |
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