We Listen and We DO Judge (ft. Laura Clery)

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🗓️ 20 February 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

🚨 Buckle up, tiny adults—this episode is PURE CHAOS. 🚨

I’m joined by the one and only Laura Clery—host of Idiot podcast, author, comedian, and dear friend. Together, we’re spilling the most unhinged, hilarious, and WTF-worthy stories we’ve never dared to say out loud—until now. But you have to PROMISE not to judge. From moving in with a drug dealer she met once, to accidentally ruining a marriage, to getting away with illegal parking, meth (yes, really), and some other truly questionable life choices.

Then, we get serious about life post-divorce, finding yourself again, and the reality of dating after everything falls apart.

If you love a mix of absolute chaos and raw honesty, this episode is for you. Tap in NOW. 🎧🔥 #AlmostAdulting #LauraClery #NoRegrets (…okay, some regrets)

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0:00.0	I flew across the country to move in with a man who I met one time at two in the morning with
0:06.1	$40 in my pocket, no cell phone.
0:09.1	And I just got a one-way ticket to New York to move in with this guy who I met once at two
0:12.7	in the morning.
0:13.1	I was like 18 or 19 at the time.
0:15.7	And I see this guy.
0:17.2	He came up to me and he was like, oh my God, you're so beautiful.
0:20.2	Like, you should be a model.
0:21.7	And I was like, oh, really?
0:22.7	Thank you.
0:23.0	He gets me.
0:23.9	He gets me.
0:24.8	He was like, also I have this great cocaine.
0:26.5	And I was like, really?
0:28.3	And he keeps calling, calling and calling and calling and calling and calling.
0:32.7	And he was like, come to New York.
0:33.8	Come to New York.
0:35.0	I miss you, I need you, come to New York. He loves you. He loves you. He wants to marry you. Yeah. So? So I was like, I'm going.
0:45.4	It's Bila Benson, your favorite meme queen and the big sit you didn't ask for, but
0:49.6	Bidum. Welcome to Almost Adulting.
0:55.2	Are you ready? Welcome to Almost Adulting. Almost Adolting.
0:58.5	Are you ready?
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