This is The Bird Show. So Kristen almost broke her nose this week. And I ever tell you how my dad broke his nose twice? Mm-mm. The exact same way. He's pushing a girl on a swing. She jumps off. Swing comes back, hits him in the nose, bust it. Is this the same kind of swing you have in your house? Wink-wink. And then about a year and a half later, same thing, different girl, pushes her, she jumps off, swing, hits him in the nose again, broke it twice.

What's it? Just from the swing?

Just from the swing. It's back in the day, man. It was like concrete swings.

Oh, concrete. Okay. So how'd you do it?

So I'm going to take my glasses off so you can get a better look. Oh, now I can really see it. Oh my gosh. Those glasses hit it really well. So there's two little, two little scrapes. It's from... Scrapes, it's like gashes across your nose with bruising. I was supposed to say you look worse than I did than when I got my literal nose job. Yeah, we got some swelling. We got some bruising. And I sincerely thought I broke my nose this weekend. I can understand why. Yeah. But the glass, I'm a little stunned that the glasses hit it so well because once you took them off you can really see

that's pretty gnarly yeah that is you want to lay it on a little more thick it is bad you took

those glasses off a damn girl don't worry girl i got you a good doctor your face is bust you should wear a

goalie mask all right what happened was saturday myself and my husband his best friend and his best friend's fiancee we all went to the tour championship at east lake oh cool there's a golf tournament going on here in town this past weekend and my husband's best friend is getting married. He is the best man.

So this was kind of like our bachelor slash bachelor's weekend. The four of us go into the golf tournament because Bart's best friend and his fiancee loved to golf.

That's how they met.

They met on a golf course.

They golf together all the time.

Like golf is their passion. So I thought this is perfect. Their wedding is next month. We have this golf tournament in town. This is what we're going to do. So we go to the golf tournament, had the best time. 10 out of 10 recommend. Even if you're not into golf, like, I'm like, who, that's Scotty dude, right? Like, he's teeing off in front of us.

Sheffler. The number one golfer in the world. And I called him Rory McElroy instead of McElroy. But I'm like, there's the Rory dude. And he's teeing off too. This is so exciting because they were like, you know, these are big names. It was a big golf tournament. So we had a great day.

Started drinking about 2 o'clock, right?

But again, I was there and I was somewhat responsible.

You didn't want to act a fool at this nice golf tournament, especially since they,

especially since Tour Championship comped the tickets for me, right? Like, I'm going to be on my best behavior. Just don't throw up on the golf course. It's all we ask of you, Chris. There was one dude that was sitting on a golf cart, and he was, and his girlfriend was rubbing his back, and I'm like, oh, homeboy is not going to make it down bad. He down real bad so we had a great time at the golf

tournament right watching guys hit tiny balls into tiny holes it was a good time so many chills so we

leave and you know the babysitter didn't have a hard out which is always amazing so it's like

six o'clock and we're like, let's go grab dinner somewhere.

So we go to this restaurant called St. Cecilia. It's a nice restaurant, but we, I mean, I looked,

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