We Know History & Best Dipping Sauces - Comedy Podcast
Spitballers Comedy Podcast
Spitballers Comedy Podcast
4.9 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? |
| 0:16.1 | It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. |
| 0:22.0 | Ween-p-do-bo-p-p-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-l. The Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Oh, man. Oh, man. That started okay. I don't know about that ending. |
| 0:32.9 | Welcome to the spitballers. It was like you quit. I don't know what happened. |
| 0:38.0 | I think the whole time I was thinking I was going to do something with like a trumpet and it just never happened. Well, you did a trumpet with your fingers. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. If you watch the video. Guys, I have so much scat fatigue right now. You were doing a trumpet with my fingers, but then nothing ever came. If you were listening to the audio, you have no idea. |
| 0:54.2 | What does the trumpet sound like, Andy? |
| 0:57.1 | Yeah, and that's not what you were doing you were |
| 1:01.4 | it's like playing my words yeah look i've scattered over 1,000 times in a row you have done a lot |
| 1:09.9 | and just so you know out there, |
| 1:11.5 | it's over. I've finally paid off my debts. And it's not over because I got Mike to do my next |
| 1:19.0 | one. Yes. Ridiculous. Spitballers episode three. Scatting is very lucrative. 62. Episode 362. Is it warm in here? 362? So we are... Yeah, 362. We are rapidly approaching. You could listen to a spittballers a day. For a year. Assuming it's not... It's too much. Leap year. It's too much. We have a new segment. Especially on a leap year, right? Yeah. That's 364. No, leap year's more. Do you know what a leap year is? Is it more? Oh, no. All right. Oh, no. We've learned things here. This is an educational show. Jason happens, Jason, what happens on Leap Year? |
| 2:09.0 | Yeah, okay. February goes to 29. I see the direction. It is more days, not fewer. |
| 2:13.9 | I was thinking that Leap Years had a fewer day. It's amazing because we have a new segment today called We Know History. and we do we do we've always known history |
| 2:18.8 | and we've known it by the dates it's all about the dates and so we're going to jump into that |
| 2:24.0 | new segment today but you also know um you know time as well time calendars days geography spelling |
| 2:30.8 | it's kind of like this my wheelhouse is metals well Metals? Well, I mean... I would... I had been joking, Andy. I'm not really an expert on those other things. But if you want to bring up metals... Right, we're right. That is something you would never joke about. That is legit. I am a metal expert. You thought when he said leap year... It was shorter. It leaps a day. I didn't. It leaps over a day. |
| 2:51.3 | Think much. |
| 2:52.6 | I just had a thought. |
| 2:55.2 | Would you rather, we know history and we are drafting the best dipping sauces on today's. |
| 3:02.2 | Sources and fixings on today's episode. |
| 3:05.7 | Well, we'll start with some would you rather. |
| 3:11.7 | Music Fixings on today's episode. Well, we'll start with some would you rather. Would you rather? |
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