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Spitballers Comedy Podcast
Spitballers Comedy Podcast
4.9 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? |
| 0:16.0 | It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. |
| 0:21.9 | Do Dad be bad? |
| 0:23.1 | Be go. |
| 0:27.7 | Yes. |
| 0:32.0 | Yes. |
| 0:36.5 | Zero. |
| 0:37.2 | You're giving yourself a zero? |
| 0:38.3 | Well, I don't have two of these or it would have been a 10. This is just the second digit of a 10, Mike. |
| 0:42.8 | We don't restart shows ever. We never have. We never will. |
| 0:46.3 | But if we did, we would have. |
| 0:49.8 | I gave you the blueprint, Jay. When you screw up, you just go, nope. |
| 0:54.5 | That's right. I forgot about the nope. I felt real good blueprint, Jay. When you screw up, you just go, nope. That's right. |
| 0:55.3 | I forgot about the nope. I felt real good on the beginning. Did you go into a blah-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l- I mean, like, that was bad. Look, I'm very tired. That's in the bottom five. Yeah. All time. But thankfully, I have. |
| 1:11.1 | Very tepid and afraid. |
| 1:12.4 | The nice thing, though, is I have good company with myself in the bottom. |
| 1:17.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:18.6 | The donkeys down there. |
| 1:20.2 | This has been a good run for us. |
| 1:21.7 | Welcome into the spitballers. |
| 1:24.1 | Episode 316. |
| 1:25.5 | Is that right? |
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