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Larry Miller Show

We Just Want To Pee and Sleep

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Larry tries to suppress his crankiness as he endures a nearly comical string of wacky hotel rooms in Seattle. Then Larry recites "A Very Short Song" by Dorothy Parker and talks about the great John Wayne movie "The Searchers."

Quote of the week: "I'm happy. I always am except when I'm really cranky." LarryMillerShow.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from level five productions on the island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves Seattle. all. Miller, but in a way aren't we all? And boy, oh boy, is it a beautiful day and we're on the

0:46.6

mainland now it's because I was away? I and my family were away and we were in Seattle.

0:55.0

But we're back now, we got back last night,

0:58.0

and Holy Mackel was it good.

1:01.0

But it's nice here now and as Colonel Jeff just mentioned well it's

1:05.4

not as hot as it has been for so long but that's good. I think right. Yeah. And well, it's just a pleasure to be back as my parents used to say the old saying, it's good to go, but it's good to come home.

1:26.6

That's sure true.

1:28.4

And I'm happy because, well, I think I always am, except for when I'm really cranky but I'm happy also because of the music which I love and so does Colonel Jeff that's of course the Steve in 2C orchestra and the

1:43.8

Roberta in 2A dancers featuring boy tenor Jackson Hunt asking the musical

1:50.5

question if my canine teeth get crowned, does that make them royal cuspids?

1:57.2

Well I love that musical question Jackson and mainly because it makes things royal. like that I don't know about how you

2:04.8

folks are but I still like the whole royal world I don't know that much about it or

2:12.0

anything about it I've never been to a royal wedding or a

2:17.0

royal anything I guess or a royal engagement but a royal fox hunt. They still do that. And but you know what I do I do like

2:30.0

royal things and I'll be honest I don't know what a cuspid is Jackson and neither

2:36.1

did Colonel Jeff and I don't even know what it means to get a tooth crowned and also

2:41.6

neither did Colonel Jeff but we both agreed it sounds adorable and I think that's plenty

2:48.3

So thanks Jackson and by the way I mentioned Steve in 2C and

2:53.0

and Roberta in 2A, and that's because my wife and I

2:57.3

both met them on the plane coming back home from Seattle. And they were very very nice and they knew us from Little League and

3:06.8

and Steve the husband is a big fan of the show

3:12.1

Here and this our podcast and that's another thing it's like

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