In Australia, the Irish lapsed Catholics will be very dismissive of the faith.

Like, why would you convert into that? This is insane. What are you doing?

These Philly boys are so happy that someone's going to Mass. And so, like, they're not going to confession.

They're, you know, having all the fun of a degenerate lifestyle, but then we'll be like,

yo, pray for me. St. Christopher,

I got his thing around my neck right now. Like the, and I think that's so beautiful.

Welcome to The Crunch.

The only podcast recording live from the ocean.

It's your boy, Ethan.

You can really tell how live it is from how you said that.

If it wasn't live, you would not have done it again.

I would have done it again.

James, welcome to the show.

We're blessed to be joined today on our very normal and very orthodox Catholic podcast with the eminent Australian comedian James Donald Forbes McCann.

Thank you.

It's happy to bring an unorthodox Catholic on the pod.

I think of myself as origin, you know, like in the faith happily now,

but after I die ruthlessly savaged for having said the wrong things.

I like to think of myself as origin.

I mutilate myself.

Did he self-mutilate?

Yeah, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the rumor. That's the, you know, in what way? His pair of stuffed, uh, testicles on the wall were not, we're not kangaroos. Did he, did he cut off his own situation? Yeah. Yeah. No, I go for it. The reason why I made that joke is not because I'm vulgar. I'm a very orthodox and very family-friendly Catholic podcast. Let's all be clear here. I assume it's a reference to that I went on the Matt Frat podcast, and he's got the testicles on the wall. Yeah. Yeah. He just casually mentioned the kangaroo testicles, and then one of our people in our Discord, bit l y slash crunch discord uh she says oh yeah i have a kangaroo testicle can opener and i was like

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