Should you consider a matchmaker? + Special Guest!
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Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2024
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Here at Dr. Ethan's dating corner we have a dating specialist come in and help out with some important dating cases. We talk about worrying about title 9 stuff.. a matchmaker and a lymerick even gets added in there!In case you didn't know, we upload three days a week!
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| 0:00.0 | It's all about maximizing your percentage chance of success. |
| 0:03.6 | I think people need to really reduce it down to a math equation. |
| 0:06.9 | How can I put myself in a position where there's the highest potential number of mates |
| 0:12.1 | and I have the highest potential percentage chance of success? |
| 0:16.7 | How can I do that? |
| 0:18.3 | And I think if you have the money and if you're not full of shame, then do the matchmaker thing. |
| 0:25.4 | I know it hurts. |
| 0:26.1 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:26.4 | All right. |
| 0:31.5 | You came to the right place. |
| 0:32.7 | You ding dong. |
| 0:34.3 | It's called communication, baby. |
| 0:48.3 | Yeah. It's called communication, baby. Welcome to The Crunch. |
| 0:50.7 | The only podcast that shops at Spencers. |
| 0:51.9 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:53.8 | And I'm not Patrick. And she's not Patrick. Patrick is gone. He |
| 0:57.0 | has vanished from the digital space. There was a fight. I overthrew him. You did. You did |
| 1:06.7 | physically and emotionally. Yeah. I'm five foot three, 120 pounds, took him out like it was nothing. |
| 1:13.6 | Yes. |
| 1:14.2 | You knocked him over like a very small glass of water and he spilled out onto the concrete |
| 1:19.6 | and we quickly forgot about him. |
| 1:22.2 | Yeah. |
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