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Good Morning From Hell
Good Morning From Hell
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šļø 13 July 2026
ā±ļø 39 minutes
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Summary
Discover the meaning of life & death at https://goodmorningfromhell.com
Get some Hellish merch at https://store.goodmorningfromhell.comĀ
Episode edited by Millie Ferris
Get roasted and support the show atĀ ā goodmorningfromhell.comā .
Get some Hellish merch at ā store.goodmorningfromhell.comā .
Produced and hosted by comediansĀ ā Chris Demaraisā Ā &Ā ā Blaine Gibsonā Ā from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down.Ā
Edited by ā Nicholas Newtonā .Ā
Art by ā Andrew Douglasā .
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning from hell. I'm Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell. |
| 0:11.7 | And I'm joined, as always, by the younger brother of Satan Clayton. |
| 0:15.7 | Oh, fuck, Chris, Chris. What? |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, open the door for me. Open the door. |
| 0:20.4 | Oh, my God. Hold on. I just need to put these down somewhere. What is that? Those are bills, Chris. Bills. Overdue bills. Notice the red ink. Notice the pink slips in there? Oh yeah. We're fucked. Are we recording this right now? Yes, we're recording. Great, the audience needs to hear this. We're shutting it down. What? |
| 0:38.3 | It's all going away. I think this might be the last episode because we cannot afford every minute of recording on that tape deck, we can't afford that tape. We're going to have to sell that tape, Chris. The tape itself? Yeah. What if we just flip it over the other side and then use that part? I don't know. know tech stuff. It's already a Madonna tape from the 90s that we're recording on. Listen, I don't know tech shit, okay, but I just know that we can't afford it. Whatever we're doing, the air that you're breathing right now, stop breathing it. We can't afford it. We're in the red and not in the funny demon way. Things are bad. Okay. Oh, fuck. Okay. What do we do? What do we do? Let's ideate. |
| 1:12.5 | Okay, well, our ID8. |
| 1:14.0 | I took some like... demon way things are bad okay oh fuck okay what do we do what do we do let's ideate okay well our ideate |
| 1:13.9 | i took some like corporate classes online from some fucking guy and ideating is like a starting point |
| 1:20.1 | so like okay what can we do what can we do we could uh get uh convince more people to sign up for |
| 1:25.0 | our patreon how could we what could we possibly do to convince more people to sign up for our Patreon? What could we possibly do to convince more people to sign up for our Patreon? |
| 1:30.2 | Good Morning From Hell.com, where they get such features as the ability to get roasted and |
| 1:35.5 | behind the scenes show. |
| 1:37.4 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:37.8 | And I posted my TV show from high school recently. |
| 1:41.6 | Wow. |
| 1:42.2 | What an offer. |
| 1:43.3 | What a benefit. It's never released online. Damn. Okay. What an offer. What a benefit. |
| 1:44.6 | It's never released online. |
| 2:00.9 | Damn. Okay. Those are great ideations. These are great ideas. But I think we need to... Okay, hold on. Let me see if I can find that business card. It was this guy that I found online. Mm-hmm. Hold on. His name was... His name was Chadley Grafton. I'm going to just call this number and see if he can come in. |
| 2:01.7 | Okay. |
| 2:02.1 | Okay. |
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