Good morning from hell. I'm Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife.

And I'm joined, as always, by the younger brother of Satan, Clayton.

Whoa, yeah. Oh, man, big episode. Oh, I'm bouncing off the walls today.

Yeah. You see my pep at my step when I walked into the studio today? Yeah.

I'm so excited for today's episode, dude.

What do we have going on?

Okay, well, I wanted to keep this a surprise from you because you're in your eternal punishment after life and it's good to torture you, but the smile I get from a Chris's face after I reveal a big surprise. Yeah. You know, whether it be just a big sloppy turd in his bed sheets. I do love those. Yeah, or like a kind little birthday gift, you know, like... A big turd. Yeah, a big turd. Yeah, but like sometimes I like to treat Chris. I don't know. It's I love seeing the glimmer in Chris's eye, So I got a big surprise for you today, Chris. Do you want to take any guesses? We got a big guest.

We got big guests, plural. Big guests. Sis. Yeah. I can't hold back the secret anymore. We're dipping our toes for the first time. Or hoofs. Or hooves into music, Chris. Oh. I don't want to freak you out, but I'm thinking we might try something a little bit different for this episode and maybe just for future episodes going forward. You know, normally we do talk show interviews and have people come in and, oh, tell me about your fucking life, boo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, I was thinking, what if we were like a venue for like musical guests, right? So like they'd play a concert? Yeah, yeah. They come in, they play us live, and then we could be kind of like Jimmy Kimmel

or that fucking terrible guy that was on SNL, that isn't funny, but he has a show for some reason. He like humanized Donald Trump. What's that guy's name? Jimmy Fallon. That's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. then we'll have a musical guest and then we'll interview them and it's going to be really fucking cool.

Yeah. That's awesome. So we're going to start having a musical component to the show.

I think so if this goes well and i think host cross i think it's going to go great chris i don't see how it couldn't all right who do you got booked well chris is it elvis we got elvis no no no it's not bach it's not Bach. It's not Bok. Your guesses are really bad.

Buddy Holly.

It's not Buddy Holly.

Shut the fuck up, Chris, okay?

You're bringing down the mood. Sorry. It's not those guys. Okay. Hey, but if you're feeling lonely, you know, I'm here waiting for you. You know, you know that song, right? I don't.

Yeah, you do.

You were a fucking hipster guy.

What is it?

In the early 2000s.

Sing Hedikin?

I'm just the cross in.

I'm just a shot of waiter from you. Yeah, you do. You were a fucking hipster guy. What is it? The early 2000s. Sing Hedkin?

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