"We Have To Keep Our Country Gay"

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🗓️ 6 October 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On this episode of the God Pod, Me, Jesus and Mary Magdalene talk about the Hurricane in Florida, the Deep State, and what the migrants in Martha’s Vineyard are up to now. Jesus went to see the movie ‘Bros’ and has a review. Finally, we discuss Lizzo playing a flute and making a million incels heads explode. The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the god pod and I'm not saying that's what happened okay cuz I don't do shit like that
0:05.6	It wasn't me. I have nothing to do with this shit. It wasn't me. I don't get involved with the weather
0:11.5	Don't blame the weather on me. It wasn't me. It's all the wet wet again. It's scary
0:17.7	It wasn't me. It wasn't God. Hurricane's a hairy. It wasn't God. It wasn't me
0:24.1	Oh
0:26.1	Another thing Trump did last week is in a speech he declared we have to keep our country gay. I agree
0:34.5	Actually, that's the first time I have agreed with Donald Trump
0:40.9	But I understand that we are in a medieval world where back people cannot exist but incest can
0:46.5	Yeah, no one's gotten mad about that because that's some people's heritage and it should be shown on screen
0:53.7	Representation matters bitch
1:08.2	Hello dear listener. This is the god pod. I'm god and sometimes Jesus watches you poop and it's not pleasant
1:16.3	But I do it anyway because it's part of my job
1:18.8	I'm so grateful when you do it and I get a break. That's a long 12-hour shift
1:25.2	I take over the poop shift really delegate that to other angels. It is a long
1:30.5	And smelly shift. Hey Jesus. I didn't think you were gonna react that way. I thought you were gonna be a guest
1:35.8	It's just part of the job. I've gotten used to it
1:38.6	Also with us today is Mary Magdalene not to be confused with
1:42.9	Mary mother Madonna
1:45.1	Mary Magdalene. Oh, yes. She's a different girl
1:50.1	You know love her, but not me, you know, you guys just don't read your Bibles
1:55.4	You don't know I was in there. Yeah
1:58.8	Okay, and you were pretty important. Yeah, pretty big deal
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