A Message From God To Herschel Walker

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🗓️ 10 October 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On the next and always FREE episode of the God Pod, God is tested by the universe and feels unloved and finger-shamed. Mary Mags brings awareness to sea algae and the elephants’ hostile takeover of the planet on Conspiracy Corner. Psyche has dating tips for the men on the failed dating app The “Right” Stuff and tries to cheer up God. We also learn Jesus has been sneaking down to earth in disguise, Dank Brandon is pro-pot, Beyonce is omnipresent, and Herschel Walker just can’t stop being a hypocrite! The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The GodPod, Beyoncé watches.
0:03.6	Well, like that Beyoncé is God.
0:06.0	She's my God.
0:07.0	What did you just say, Psychie?
0:08.5	She's my God, I love her.
0:10.0	During my therapy session,
0:12.0	you just pray someone else is the real God.
0:15.0	Sorry, she's the best.
0:17.0	Oh!
0:19.0	This Texas mom has this whole conspiracy theory
0:22.0	about Hocus Pocus 2.
0:24.0	Is it true, Mary? Is it true?
0:27.0	Can they cast spells on your children
0:29.0	and unleash hell through your TV screen?
0:31.0	I've seen it. Fox News does it every day.
0:34.0	Oh!
0:38.0	So what do you think, ladies?
0:40.0	Dating tips for a Republican man
0:42.0	who can't find anyone willing to fuck them?
0:44.0	I gotta say it.
0:45.0	Maybe they should just fuck themselves.
0:57.0	Hello, dear listener.
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