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The Jackie and Laurie Show

We Have Time (#325)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

MaximumFun.org

Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8637 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This week on Jackie and Laurie, sexual basalter, tell tale heart, and Cracklin' Rosie...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.

0:04.0

Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.

0:07.0

It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.

0:13.0

It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.

0:20.0

Good morning, Vietnam. How you doing, Lori? I'm tired. Tye, a little sleepy tie because of the big travel day. A lot of travel. Yesterday, I flew from Burbank to Denver, which is pretty easy flight. One, no stopping, United, right?

0:39.9

Okay.

0:40.7

Nine in the morning, get there at noon.

0:42.9

That's not bad, right?

0:44.3

Right, right.

0:45.3

And then the gig is, what?

0:50.4

I was just going to say, we were just talking about why you didn't fly.

0:56.0

Was it cheap to fly for Burbank?

0:59.4

It wasn't that bad.

1:00.8

Okay.

1:01.0

Like 200, something like that.

1:03.2

That's so bad at all.

1:05.2

Not terrible.

1:07.3

In that direction, I'm not sure, because I to new york after that on points so right right

1:12.5

but um but here's my thing okay uh we have plenty of shitty travel to talk about so i get so then

1:22.5

the drive to basalt and that's it i thought it was called bayalt and it's basalt and so then i was like so

1:30.3

when you guys first of all your your city name rhymes with assaults that's they go so when you're

1:37.4

horny do you guys call yourself sexual basaltors if you didn't get the laugh at dessert. I thought it was very funny.

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