We have an official launch date!

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2012

⏱️ 1 minutes

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Summary

Alison wants to share our official launch date: Monday, February 13th! Have you ever been more excited about anything, ever? We haven't. As a special bonus, here's a clip from her first episode with comedian Pete Holmes. Enjoy and look for our first full length episode on Monday!

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0:00.0	Hey, everyone. Hi, it's me, Allison Rosen, and I have very, very, very exciting news.
0:05.6	An official date has been set for the first episode of my podcast.
0:10.1	Allison Rosen is your new best friend to go up, and that is Monday, February 13th.
0:15.7	Cancel all your plans, write it on your hand, tell a friend, write it on your friend's hands,
0:21.0	do what you need to do.
0:22.4	I'm excited. Pete Holmes is going to be featured on the very first episode,
0:26.5	and we have a couple little clips, maybe just one, maybe more than one.
0:31.5	I'm not sure yet to play for you.
0:33.5	And here they are right now. Here's just a little sample of what you will get on the episode.
0:37.5	Fucking, you know what the gayest thing you could say is?
0:41.5	I want to be Ryan Gosling.
0:42.5	No, I don't want to be Ryan Gosling.
0:45.5	That's the gayest thing.
0:46.5	Because then you're fucking in the closet. You're in the straight gay closet.
0:49.5	You're a fucking liar. Fuck you forever.
0:52.5	So everyone wants to be Ryan Gosling.
0:54.5	Everyone who's being honest with themselves.
0:59.5	I want to drive. Do you have any idea the mental notes I'm taking on how to be while I'm watching drive?
1:05.5	Stop flapping your gums all the time and just be cool for a second.
1:09.5	Right.
1:10.5	Fuck can't do it.
1:12.5	That's going to be a hard one for you.
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