Pete Holmes

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2012

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

On the first episode we talked about my hobbit house, Pete’s first sexual experiences and what he’s looking for in a girl (hint: himself) (oooh, that’s an unintentional dirty joke!)(I really just mean he wants a girl who’s similar to him)(Okay enough parentheticals.) Also we talked about Ryan Gosling and deleted tweets and assorted other stuff, all of which is awesome.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
0:31.0	Hi. Hello. Hi, everyone. I am Alison Rosen and welcome to the inaugural episode of Alison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:42.0	I say inaugural because it is a big word.
0:45.0	But also because this is the first technical Alison Rosen is your new best friend podcast, although we did do some sort of trial episodes under a different name.
0:56.0	So if you are sneaky and stealthy and own a computer, you could find those.
1:02.0	If you don't own a computer, you're going to have to find a friend with one.
1:07.0	Anyway, as I said, I'm Alison Rosen. I'm in my house. I'm recording this podcast in my house, which is kind of weird.
1:15.0	It's an experiment. It might be noisy.
1:18.0	And if it is noisy, then I will comment on that. And if I am in the middle of something interesting that I'm saying, I'll probably stop that interesting thing to talk about the noise.
1:29.0	Anyway, my guest today is Pete Holmes.
1:32.0	Hi. Hi. What's so funny already? I know I am. I know.
1:38.0	Hi. I was laughing at me, not you. You're doing a great job.
1:41.0	Oh, thank you. You have a lovely home, which looks like a gnome for us.
1:45.0	The fact that you say I'm doing a great job already makes me now feel like maybe I'm not doing a great job.
1:50.0	No, gosh, that's not true at all. I thought that was a wonderful intro. And inaugural is a wonderful word.
1:57.0	Isn't it? Do you have a favorite word? Well, inaugural.
2:01.0	No, I would say inaugural kind of sounds like you're deaf when you say it. It's very soft.
2:06.0	It's like it's an inaugural. Am I saying it wrong?
2:09.0	I might be saying it wrong.
2:12.0	Inagurable.
2:14.0	I don't know, but I feel like it's ineligible.
2:18.0	Ineligible.
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