The Bird Show.

Look, it wouldn't be a Bert's Big Adventure if there wasn't some Burt Bafoonery, which happened

in the lobby of our hotel last night when I almost injured Kristen accidentally so badly

that she would have been hobbling around Disney for the next five days.

I am an idiot.

Yeah, you are.

I love me some Burt buffoonery, but not when it's at the next five days. I am an idiot. Yeah, you are. I love me some burnt buffoonery,

but not when it's at the cost of me. So we're walking in the lobby, and Kristen is about, I don't

know, five, six feet in front of me, and she's got her rolling suitcase, and I've got my

rolling suitcase. So my idea, as I've been watching the Olympics last week, was to curl, you know, like those Olympic curlers, curl my suitcase right into Kristen's suitcase and have it in a hilarious way, somehow, some way escape from Kristen, and we will all have laughter.

It didn't curl into the suitcase.

It curled right into the back of her legs and her

ankles. He literally almost took me out in the hotel lobby last night. And I'm like, you do realize

that we're about to do four nonstop days of walking at Disney. And you tried to take me out.

Can I tell you that it woke me up in the middle of the night? Like, I'm like, if she can't walk

around for the next four days, my buffoonery really has gone next level.

Yeah, so, Aidan, what I wanted to do was text him, like, last night and be like, oh, my, I'm sorry. I have to go to the ER. Like, you screwed up my ankle. I don't know if I'm going to be able to go on the trip. but I can tell by his face that he felt really bad, so I let it slide.

I was panic.

You should have been.

You about took me out with your suitcase. tell by his face that he felt really bad. So I let it slide. I was panicked. You should have been.

You about took me out with your suitcase. Hey, another reminder, we really need your help with some

donations. Here's what we're looking for kind of last minute. Things that we can buy in the park

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