“WE HATE EACH OTHER”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Philosophy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

A couple calls in to share how their relationship has fallen apart as they raise a child together, and a caller opens up about feeling lost, dating apps failures, and bad spending habits.

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:06.2	Hello.
0:07.3	Hello.
0:08.3	Is this the Geck?
0:09.8	Yes, sir.
0:10.9	Who is this?
0:12.3	This is Patrick.
0:14.1	Patrick.
0:16.3	Patrick, you, wait, where, I heard a little beep in the background.
0:19.8	What was that?
0:20.3	Oh, you're getting out of your car?
0:22.0	I just got in the car.
0:23.9	Okay.
0:24.8	Are you about to start driving the car somewhere?
0:28.5	I'm not going to be the one driving.
0:31.1	Okay.
0:31.7	Who are you in the car with?
0:35.2	I'm in the car with my six-month-old and her mother.
0:39.8	Oh.
0:41.5	What?
0:42.0	Okay.
	...

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