“I AM SITTING ON THE FLOOR AT A MOVIE THEATER”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
This is one of my favorite recent episodes: a caller walks out of a movie theater to talk to me for an hour instead of watching the movie he went to see. We discuss break ups, conflicting truths, playing with condoms he found on the ground, and more. He is a genius. Pls listen.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Hello? All right. Hello. Hi problems can't occur? Hey, can you turn off whatever thing is on in the background for me? Yeah, for sure. Give me on sick. Before starting, Eccliff, yeah. Tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. I'm actually at the movie theater, right now. Oh, okay. We probably shouldn't talk then. Nah, that's cool. We didn't start with saw in previews. I'm walking out. Oh, wait, you're walking out? Yeah, it didn't even start yet. Okay. All right. So what's up, man? |
| 0:38.3 | Nothing much. |
| 0:39.0 | What's all with you, Rob? |
| 0:43.2 | Am I on like a headset or something or are you just holding the phone up to your ear? |
| 0:46.3 | No, you're just right on my ear. |
| 0:47.6 | Cool. |
| 0:48.9 | What movie are you seeing? |
| 0:51.4 | Back rooms, baby. |
| 0:53.1 | Oh, very nice. |
| 0:54.0 | Very nice. |
| 0:58.6 | Um, what, uh, what made you want to call me today? |
| 1:05.3 | Um, I was going to call because I, uh, to talk about a breakup that I had last week. |
| 1:06.8 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:08.3 | What happened? |
| 1:12.6 | Um, basically... Okay. What happened? Basically, you know, like that concept that like you either marry the person because they're there or it's like someone you're meant to be with? |
| 1:27.5 | Sure. |
| 1:29.8 | That person was the person that was there and I knew that, but she didn't know that. |
| 1:35.4 | Does that make sense? |
| 1:37.1 | Okay, she didn't know that you were like not completely stoked about being with her, |
| 1:43.5 | but she was just kind of in your mind there. |
| 1:46.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:47.6 | Like, we were together for almost five years. |
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