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Emergency Intercom

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 tabs open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:24.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:26.0	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents tease and sees apply. The My God. Dear Heavenly Father, please for the love of God, give us a good episode today. I swear to God, like all the good parts, all the nutrients, please, please, please.
0:55.1	God.
0:56.1	Don't let the demons attack us.
0:57.1	Don't let the demons attack us.
0:57.8	Let us only be full of laughter and joy and drew shit.
1:01.6	Guys, I'm back and I fucked up. We started recording an episode and I didn't press record on the audio.
1:07.4	Actually, we did a prayer earlier and that was proof that prayer is actually, it's manifesting evil like you're asking God not to do
1:16.8	you're asking him to do something good for you but really he's gonna give you
1:19.6	evil literally why you only talk to him when you need something from him. I feel like God.
1:24.0	Lowkey, I'm like God as fuck.
1:26.0	What is that vibration?
1:27.0	That's Enya's fucking vibrator.
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