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The Bert Show

We Had A Parking Lot Hit And Run…AGAIN?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

He’s tired of his own buffoonery…and so is everyone else on the road! Bert talks his LATEST hit and run! 

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0:00.0

Hey, the Bird Show.

0:02.0

I, before anything else, I got to give you guys an update.

0:05.4

You remember right before I took off,

0:07.8

or we all took off for vacation,

0:09.8

that I'm taking a nap, which I usually do after the the show that I get a knock on my door in

0:15.4

Sandy Springs and it's the Sandy Springs police officer that is standing there

0:20.0

and I'm in this this fog of just waking up but I do recognize a police officer when I see one and I do understand the words that are coming out of his mouth and the words are you've been involved in a hit and run and I'm like well I'm fine.

0:34.4

And you're like who hit me?

0:35.6

Right, who hit me? I'm fine you got it all wrong. He's like no you hit somebody.

0:39.3

I'm like what are you talking about? What are you talking about? So I think that on Roswell Road here, there's a Kroger, I was there, I was picking up some stuff,

0:47.9

and I must have bumped somebody's car as I was pulling out. And as I've tried to explain last week,

0:54.0

I have a bronco and it's got one of those big-ass

0:57.0

spare tires on the back.

0:59.0

So I think maybe what I did was when I was in reverse I might have touched her car and didn't even realize

1:06.0

it and took off but there were a couple of witnesses that stood out there and waited for

1:10.5

the owner of the car to come on out.

1:13.0

I had no idea what was going on and the officer is telling me all this.

1:16.2

And I'm like, is there a video anywhere?

1:17.6

How, how, I didn't feel anything?

1:19.9

He goes over to my car, takes a look at my spare.

1:22.4

There's like no look at my spare.

1:22.5

There's like no paint on the spare tire either.

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