Hello, I'm historian Greg Jenner, host of the BBC podcast You're Dead to Me,

and I've written a children's book. It's called You Are History. It's a funny,

fact-filled look at the amazing history behind 50 of the things that you use every day,

from the alarm clock that wakes you up to the bed that you collapse in at night.

Because no matter how modern you feel, you're doing the same things that our ancient ancestors did too.

You just have cooler shoes. Get your copy of You Are History written by me,

Greg Jenner, and illustrated by Jenny Taylor from all good booksellers. Thank you.

Right laptop, I'm ready to finish this thesis. What thesis? The one I've spent two years working on.

Don't have it. What's the last version you saved? Got final version, final final version,

and no, I'm actually serious now. This is the last version I will never save another version I

promise, version two. Surely that one? No. Why? It's corrupted.

For when you upgrade to an Acer Chromebook, they come with Google Drive built-in,

so you'll never lose a file again. And save. Already saved. Oh, thanks. Saved it again.

Everybody, if you're hearing this, we are dead. Tired of not being on break? Wait, what about this?

Yes, that's the start. From break. Yeah. But of course, we thought we'd put some bonus stuff

up here, some older episodes from our Big Sandwich.co. The Big Sandwich Vault. That's right.

There's thousands of hours of stuff. I don't know. Is that true?

It's probably hundreds of hours. Hundreds. Let's say hundreds of thousands.

Less than sign, 1,000 hours. Perfect. I don't love that, Mason.

So basically, we do four different things there. We're different thing every week,

and we thought we'd put one up of those every week until we are back. We're starting this.

From the great, Mason. From the great. We're starting this week with an episode of We Got,

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