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Right laptop, I'm ready to finish this thesis. What thesis? The one I've spent two years working on.

Don't have it. What's the last version you saved? Got final version, final final version,

and no, I'm actually serious now. This is the last version I will never save another version I

promise, version two. Surely that one? No. Why? It's corrupted.

Ah! Swap! Ah! For when you got great to an Acer Chromebook, they come with Google Drive

built-in so you'll never lose a file again. And saved. Already saved. Oh, thanks. Saved it again.

You know Mason, my initial thought when rewatching this movie for the first time since the year of

our Lord 2007 was... Go on. This is called Aliens versus Predator Requiem? I thought it was...

Yes. Our first one's called Alien versus Predator. Uh-huh. I mean, it makes sense that there would

be multiple aliens. Sure. So they put the S on it. And I guess there is like, there's one key predator.

Yeah. So this really adheres to what is happening in this not very good movie. I also had that

thought, but here's the thing James. I think I'm the only person on earth who likes this movie. Could

you like to want to come out? I like to want to come out and I like it now and to head you off,

yes it is very dark. There's difficult to see a lot of things in this movie. Oh, I'm going to talk

about that. What I think is good about this movie. Wait, wait, wait. This is Caravanne Garbage. We

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