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Ethan and Patrick
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🗓️ 13 September 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Welcome to The Crunch: Dr. Ethan's dating corner. Today we are sponsored by Gather dating app (oooooh) and we help an old couple so lots of fun in this episode.
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| 0:00.0 | when I talk to old people, I keep it really superficial because I'm just afraid of like what will |
| 0:05.5 | happen if you like get an old person vulnerable because it's just like, I don't know the last time |
| 0:12.3 | that they were. You know, I don't know what's going to happen. I don't know what I'll become responsible for |
| 0:16.1 | if this person starts talking about their real feelings to me. And I just can't. Yours just old. |
| 0:21.7 | You have a nice watch on your wrist, and that's all I need to know about you. |
| 0:26.5 | Please don't, you know, don't take us any further. |
| 0:29.3 | I know it hurts. |
| 0:30.8 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:31.1 | All right. |
| 0:36.2 | You came to the right place, you ding-dong. |
| 0:38.9 | It's called communication, baby. |
| 0:51.4 | Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that has a sponsorship. |
| 0:54.8 | It's your boy, Heath. |
| 0:56.4 | And I'm Patrick and, oh boy. |
| 0:58.7 | They're sponsored, baby. |
| 0:59.8 | I'm excited. |
| 1:00.7 | I'm excited. |
| 1:01.6 | Welcome to the Crunch, Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner, the Wednesday episode where we answer your dating questions. |
| 1:09.5 | On Sunday, we solve the world's problems. On Wednesday, we solve your problems. And of course, your dating questions. On Sunday, we solve the world's problems on Wednesday. |
| 1:12.5 | We solve your problems. |
| 1:14.1 | And of course, your problem is you don't got a girlfriend or a boyfriend. |
| 1:17.5 | And we're here to fix that. |
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