I can't believe Apple did this...

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Ethan and Patrick

Christianity, Relationships, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture

4.7 • 531 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to The Crunch. Today Patrick and Ethan talk about Apple's crazy skit, discuss some alien stuff and really just have lots of goofs and gags.

Link to skit: https://x.com/tim_cook/status/1701732427897491578?s=20

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0:00.0	This whole skit just reveals like something about it.
0:04.7	People have been dunking on it left and right.
0:06.5	And I get it.
0:07.2	It's a skit.
0:07.6	It's funny.
0:08.0	It's whatever.
0:08.4	But something about it,
0:09.3	I feel like reveals how these people think.
0:13.2	Everything is bureaucracy.
0:15.8	Everything is just a business.
0:17.2	Divine bureaucracy.
0:19.8	What does that mean? I love it.
0:21.2	I should know what that is.
0:22.8	We talked about this with the movie Soul about how like the...
0:27.3	How do you remember?
0:27.9	That was three years ago.
0:30.3	No, I think, because I think about it all the time.
0:32.6	It's just, it's just, I mean, the good place was the same way.
0:36.0	It's just the system of government that you are under changes how you perceive heaven.
0:50.5	Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast hosted by two little alien corpses found in Peru.
0:56.6	It's your boy, Ethan.
0:58.3	And I'm Patrick, and this is The Crunch, a little podcast where we try to find out if Catholics can be funny.
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