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Oh man. You know, she's the longest relationship I've ever had.

I got her in 2007.

She's currently still alive against all the odds.

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Every few weeks I'm like, okay, she's kind of slowing down, and then she doesn't.

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So she's great.

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Hello and welcome to hysteria. I'm Erin Ryan. And I'm Alyssa, Master Monaco.

Alyssa, on a recent appearance on our favorite podcast, Katie Miller's podcast.

Obviously.

Yeah, obviously our favorite podcast.

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