Welcome to another edition of This Fucking Guy, the show that picks one fucking guy making America worse and explains why they suck.

I'm Aaron Ryan, host of Crooked Media's Hysteria Podcast.

And I'm Alyssa Master Monaco, the other host of Crooked Media's Hysteria Podcast.

Today we're talking about Cash Patel, the Popeyeed podcaster and We Little Children's Book author that Trump put in charge of the FBI.

Patel is a shining example of how, in this great country of ours, if you are aggressively servile to the right people,

you too can be given a job for which you are so unqualified that you may personally set back trust in your profession, generations.

And lucky for cash, he's the perfect size for kissing

ass, as his lips tend to line up perfectly with the butthole of a man of average height.

Patel has been described by people who know him as duplicitous, manipulative, and conspiratorial,

a juvenile person who wants to play with toys and dress and camouflage. Exactly the kind of qualities you want in the leader of our nation's premier law enforcement

agency.

Kashap Premad Patel was born on February 25, 1980 in Garden City, New York, an affluent little

hamlet on Long Island that is also the home of Joe Namath, Madeline Albright, and Susan

Lucci.

Garden City also famously at the departure

point for Charles Limburg's historic solo flight across the Atlantic in 1927. Patel's parents

who are of Indian descent settled in the states after they were racially targeted and kicked out

of Uganda by the dictator Edie Amin in the 1970s. Kashap was raised Hindu, which put him in his

family in the minority in the mostly

Christian town. Patel played ice hockey as a kid and still considers himself a hockey fanatic.

As a senior at Garden City High School, his yearbook quote was,

Racism is Man's Gravest Threat, the maximum hatred for minimum reason.

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