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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather has had it up to her flawless eyebrows with idiots this holiday season. It is truly hard to remain calm when you're trying to do the Lord's work but haters wanna hate...... and by haters you mean BEST BUY. Oh...don't even get us started on that bamboozlement! Heather is coming fresh off the Thanksgiving gratitude on a one-way ticket straight to "ABSOLUTELY-NOT-VILLE" and she is here to share it all with you! We also hit the Absolutely Not line for some giggles and a new holiday challenge! #holidaytchotchkechallenge

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.3	Hello ladies and gentlemen, it's your girl Heather McMahon.
0:20.5	Welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:25.0	I'm your host Heather McMahon, comedian, actress,
0:29.2	voice over artist, garage sale enthusiasts in my, you know, previous days on earth.
0:35.2	Now not so much. I don't need your junk and you don't need mine. You know what I'm saying?
0:39.2	Uh, doing all the things these days, doing the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:42.9	I'm glad you tuned in. Glad to have you here.
0:45.3	Man, we're getting hit with a little bit of winter weather here in New York City.
0:49.1	It is about to be lit. The winds of weapons. So if you hear something smash,
0:53.0	it's just the air coming through the corridor, if you will.
0:57.2	Sounds like I'm being haunted by a ghost in my own friggin apartment.
1:01.7	And honestly, I haven't seen my next red apron a while and she's very old so it could be her ghost.
1:06.7	I don't know. I hope she's alive still. But you know what?
1:10.0	She could also be living in my hallway. I don't know. You know what I mean?
1:14.5	It's New York. No one ever really truly leaves their apartment.
1:18.2	If you will wish her the best though.
1:20.0	Happy friggin week. Hope everyone's doing fantastic. I'm thrilled to be here.
1:24.0	Thrilled to be recording.
1:25.2	One is say a quick thank you to a lot of y'all who reached out after last week's podcast.
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