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We Found The PERFECT Punishment For Cassie’s Uber Eats Ban!

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🗓️ 29 September 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Cassie laid down the law...now what's her punishment? She has to delete #UberEats off her phone TODAY or else! And we think we’ve found the perfect way to deter her! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The birch show. The time is come. She needs a punishment. If she orders from

0:08.5

Uber Eats or another food delivery service, she's going to have to face the

0:12.7

wrath. I have an addiction and it's gotten really bad. It's just spiraled out of

0:17.6

control because it's so easy to like, and it's such a time saver to just order

0:21.7

food. I'd rather get sleep in the morning than spend an extra 30 plus minutes

0:25.9

making a meal and eating it, which is not healthy for my bank account or for

0:30.3

me. And so I need a quit. But I've tried this before. I've deleted the app and

0:35.8

I find ways around it. I would start using DoorDash or somebody else's account.

0:39.4

So that doesn't work. So I just I need to be accountable. The month of October

0:44.6

I am absolutely not going to use Uber Eats for or DoorDash or any of them for

0:49.1

any meal. And I mean it because it is bleeding me dry. Okay. So I have come up

0:54.8

with an idea and I'm going to run it past you guys. Obviously you have to agree

0:58.7

to it because this is your punishment. But my idea is in the month of October,

1:04.6

if you do any of those, if you order any of those, you need to tally up what you

1:11.0

have spent so far in 2023 on Uber Eats, DoorDash, all of them. You have to tally it up

1:19.4

and whatever that total comes to, you have to donate to Burt's Big Adventure.

1:22.5

We couldn't just put her in another adult diaper because that's where you're

1:26.9

getting hurt in the wallet, right? Yeah. Yeah. You're getting hurt in the wallet.

1:30.6

So if that's what if if if if that's why you want to quit this because it's not being

1:36.0

financially, physically responsible, then if you order any of that in the month of October,

1:41.2

you have to add up everything you've spent so far in 2023. And whatever that total is,

1:46.9

you make a donation to Burt's Big Adventure. I thought that's going to be so I don't even know

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