We Drank REAL Animal Cocktails

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to Cold Ones! Today, we have a special guest, Ben from Animal Rescue Ranch (or Urban Rescue Ranch… same difference). While Ben loves animals, Chad and I are showing our love for alcohol — safely, of course.

We’re tasting animal-themed drinks from around the world, playing hilarious animal-based trivia, and seeing who has to finish each cocktail. From the Aussie Jawsy to other wild creations, expect laughs, chaos, and a few surprises along the way!

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0:00.0	If this was to get broken, I said put a...
0:06.2	Why is that kind of good?
0:09.7	Hello, everyone, and welcome back.
0:12.3	Today, we have a special guest.
0:14.3	Ben from Animal Rescue Ranch.
0:16.8	What is it? Urban Rescue Ranch.
0:18.1	Yeah, whatever.
0:19.2	When do I get to meet Laser Beam?
0:22.2	Ben has a strong love for animals and today me and chat are going to show him our strong
0:26.1	love for alcohol.
0:27.2	Bye.
0:27.8	Giving the animals alcohol.
0:29.4	No, we're not doing that.
0:30.4	Darcy, what are you doing?
0:31.2	Trying a bunch of animal themed drinks from around the world.
0:37.7	Ben's job is to run trivia that will make you guys decide who has to finish it.
0:42.2	Animal-based trivia.
0:43.9	Animals are based.
0:45.3	Is that right, Ben?
0:45.9	Is that right?
0:47.1	When do I get to meet LaserBeam?
0:49.4	He's coming soon.
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